(sung to the tune of the Beverly Hillbillies)
Come and listen to a story about a man named Joe
An old Navy boy, runs a campaign with his bro.
Then one day he was shooting off his mouth
All of the money started going south.
Down that is, bad polls, Staffers flee.
Well the first thing you know Joe's blown four million bucks,
Dem folk said "Joe, your campaign really sucks."
Said Virginia is the place you ought to be
That's really where you live with your dog and family.
Home, that is.
Heading back, not three stars.
Well now its time to say good-bye to Joe and all his clout.
And we wish you could have saved us time by kindly dropping out.
You're not invited back again to this locality
We've have our steaming helping of your Admiral-i-ty.
Ungrateful that is. No Show Joe. Shoo now, take off. Don't come back now, y'hear?
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