Admiral Sleestak
This site is dedicate to parodying the real lizard in the PA Senate race.

Saturday, May 1, 2010

Welcome to Sleestak for Senate

Greetings, fellow lovers of parody and satire!

This site is a last bit of poking fun at one of the stiffest and most humorless candidates that PA politics has seen for a long time.

While I will continue to post on PA2010.com (the BEST political blog in the state), here I am free to post uncensored, unfettered, and unrestrained. Those wishing to engage in debate with me are advised to wear a cup.

Profanity is permitted (and encouraged as a valid form of expression).

15 comments:

  1. Sorry to disappoint, but this is not parody or satire. Just hateful, disdainful rantings and not worthy of a supposedly serious political operative such as yourself, David.

    Just sayin'.

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  2. Riggsveda-
    I think you might be suffering from a humor disorder. I wonder if Glaxo-Smith-Kline is working on a pill for that?

    Just sayin'.

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  3. i can't take this constant bickering!

    no seriously, i truly believe that david, your aim is satire and that you have achieved it. i hear it in the words, phrases and sentences and your cleverness stands out. i wouldn't participate in my usual half serious/half playful and punful self if it wasn't satire.

    i say this knowing your personal experience with sestak, which provides additional insight to the man. and i say this knowing you are a serious person when it comes to politics. and i say this knowing you for over 25 years. and i even say this knowing that you are passionate about things which are important to you.

    that's my story and i'm sticking to it!

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  4. oh, also, you are a fact checker. you research your shit to the nth degree, and while you might miss something here and there (we all do), that's what mike and i are here for! lol

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  5. only time will tell.

    if no one asks you to cease and desist with your activity, then it is most definitely satire and parody.

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  6. And besides, you announce at the very top of your homepage and every page, "This site is dedicate to parodying the real lizard in the PA Senate race".

    You can't help it if people can't read!

    Just sayin'.

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  7. Oh,Riggsveda, my apologies. I reread your post and you can read.

    What is hateful, disdainful, and unworthy of serious debate or even acknowledgment of your view point is you.

    To ignore is not an option, even though a lot of people practice just that.

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  8. there is room here for healthy, honest, and serious debate here. just enough of the finger pointing and let's get down to it!

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  9. Jackie-
    I'm only pointing one finger at Sestak. Can you guess which one that is?

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  10. It could be your middle finger, but a wiser choice would be your little finger since you have more class in your pinky than all of sestak.

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  11. Or my thumb, pointed down, as my vote.

    Or thumbing my nose.

    However, I do have more class in my middle finger, too. :-)

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  12. I've got hand it to you, as I'm trying to finger out another pun to hand your way, but I can't quite put my finger on one - let's just keep our fingers crossed as I try to nail you with one!

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  13. Jackie-
    I'm going to have to start "index"-ing these.

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  14. sounds finger lickin' good!

    you can post them online or better yet, you can finger print them!

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  15. it would be cute-ti-cle to chronicle!

    I'm producing puns hand over fist!

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